The British police have flown out to Greece to advise their counterparts on how to deal with the outbreak of loutishness in Faliraki. The main thrust of which apparently is not to sell cheap booze. You’d have thought they could have told them that over the phone.
My wife has her own solution – brown zip-up cardigans. She says it is impossible to be debauched and abandoned in a brown zip-up cardigan and they should be compulsory wear for any Brit aged under thirty in Greece. That and big knickers!