ManU don’t do nil-nil. Correction, ManU didn’t do nil-nil, that is until me and Mrs Parrot last visited the Theatre of Dreams to see the first nil-nil for about three years, against Everton.
Then they go and do it again. And against Man City. I’m not quite sure how. In the first ten minutes we had two decent penalty shouts and two goal-line clearances, albeit pretty inspired ones.