Tagged!

I’ve been tagged by Jenny. Here are the instructions:

What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

  • If I could be a scientist… I would create Cole’s Law. Shredded cabbage and mayonnaise.
  • If I could be a farmer… I’d be able to shout “Get orf moi land!”
  • If I could be a musician… I’m not, believe me.
  • If I could be a doctor…
  • If I could be a painter… I’d be able to manage a window frame without getting paint on the glass.
  • If I could be a gardener… Mrs P would be delighted.
  • If I could be a missionary… well, I wouldn’t want to be caught in that position.
  • If I could be a chef…
  • If I could be an architect…
  • If I could be a linguist… I’d know what savoir faire means.
  • If I could be a psychologist… My advice would be, “Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.”
  • If I could be an athlete… I’d take better care of my feet.
  • If I could be a lawyer… I’d be a damn sight richer than I am, though not so popular.
  • If I could be an innkeeper…
  • If I could be a professor… I would work out why there are more js and zs on my keyboard tjhan the Engzlishj lanzguagje requires.
  • If I could be a writer…
  • If I could be a backup dancer…
  • If I could be a llama-rider…
  • If I could be a bonnie pirate…
  • If I could be a midget stripper…
  • If I could be a proctologist… I would be the butt of some awful jokes.
  • If I could be a TV-Chat Show host… I’d want to interview George MacDonald Fraser.
  • If I could be an actor…
  • If I could be a judge…
  • If I could be a Jedi…
  • If I could be a mob boss…
  • If I could be a backup singer…
  • If I could be a CEO…
  • If I could be a movie reviewer… I wouldn’t be very polite about the new Hitchhiker’s movie.
  • If I could be a monkeys uncle…
  • If I could be a CSI… A what?
  • If I could be a computer nerd…
  • If I could be a Kindergarten teacher…

That’s me done. Now I’m tagging Mark, Lady Muck and Son of Groucho.

Nobody’s prefect. If you find any spelling mistakes or other errors in this post, please let me know by highlighting the text and pressing Ctrl+Enter.

3 comments… Add yours
  • Jane 7th May 2005

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yet more distraction while I should be meeting my deadlines. I was up at 6 this morning and I am in cretinously bad work-related mood, but instead of doing anything productive about it (ie, working) I am whingeing to my blog instead. Your tag post gives me an excellent hook for my whinge. For which I thank you most kindly.

    tata
    Lady Muck

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  • Shooting Parrots 7th May 2005

    Reminds me of this bloke.

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  • Jennyta 7th May 2005

    Brilliant. I can relate to the j's and z's! 🙂

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