Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Balls

Wednesday, 22 June 2005

It’s a funny old game is tennis. To start with, have you ever tried playing it? At school we had tennis courts and every summer we would have a go. There were three courts in a line and surrounding them was a chainlink fence about 30 feet high to protect the neighbours from wayward shots.

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Cardinal Sin

Wednesday, 22 June 2005

I always smiled at the thought that there is a senior church official called Cardinal Sin, but he is no more.

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Yes Man

Wednesday, 22 June 2005

From the Daily Telegraph: “Dear Genital Enlargement and Boob Job People,” I wrote. “Thank you for your electronic communications of June 13. While I am very much of a mind to accept your kind offers, I fear I may look a little strange if I did so. Perhaps you could advise?” I am still awaiting a reply.

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