Mike reminds me why I shouldn’t have grown up and stopped reading Viz by blogging the the top 12 readers’ letters. (Actually, it should have been the top 15, but three were too near the knuckle apparently.) They were always the best bit. V clever. The Top Tips were also excellent. See them here as well. And here and here.
So here’s my Top Tip. After vacuuming, separate the dog hairs from the rest of the detritus and glue them back on the dog to delay its eventual disappearance.