Rumours

I generally don’t get too carried with sports related stuff, England test match wins and Man U excepted, but I had to add some kindling to the rumour mill and where Michael Owen may or may not be headed.

Mrs P took the dogs for a stroll round Lyme Park on Saturday. While they were hosing and wiping them down, they spotted a flash car in the car park, a gold Merc, reg no M9 0WEN.

Why Michael and Sir Alex may have chosen this venue for negotiations is anyone’s guess. Perhaps a mutual admiration for Jane Austin novels and the location, Mr D’arcy filmed jumping into the lake in Pride and Prejudice as a metaphor for the early bath.

Whatever, you heard it here first, welcome news though it isn’t. La Owen is a one-trick pony that has lost the trick. I’m happy to be proved wrong, but I doubt it.

Nobody’s prefect. If you find any spelling mistakes or other errors in this post, please let me know by highlighting the text and pressing Ctrl+Enter.

3 comments… Add yours
  • Mosher 9th August 2005

    Look, we're desparate. If he'll come, we'll have him. Face it – what else have we got?

    One twilight player who's retiring anyway.

    One kid from the reserves who's well-meaning but bound to be out of his depth in the Prem.

    One useless donkey who thinks he's Tino Asprilla when he's more like Bambi with longer, less predictable legs.

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  • Shooting Parrots 9th August 2005

    To be honest, I don't think Souness is helping. As far as the players are concerned, his reputation goes before him.

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  • Mosher 10th August 2005

    I just really hope we have given up on Anelka. I mean come on – what a combination. Him and Sounness…

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