Dopes

There was a cracking news item on Radio Five tonight, although I haven’t found any way of verifying it yet. Apparently the police (I didn’t catch where) suspected the occupants of a house of drug-dealing.

Instead of using one of those mini-battering rams to splinter the door frame, they dressed up in winter togs and rolled up outside pretending to be carol singers, complete with sniffer dog. They simply stood there giving them all five verses of “We Three Kings” until the door opened when they whipped out their warrant cards and stab-proof vests and raided the place.

They turned up £400 of cocaine (I think) and even if the dealers are already out on bail, and no matter what you think of the thin blue line, you have to hand it to them for ironic humour.

Nobody’s prefect. If you find any spelling mistakes or other errors in this post, please let me know by highlighting the text and pressing Ctrl+Enter.

2 comments… Add yours
  • Mike 21st December 2005

    I like it, but unfortunately they'll not be able to pull that one too often.

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  • Shooting Parrots 21st December 2005

    Only once a year maybe!

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