It’s a question that has nagged away at me for years and one I’ve avoided posting here in case it might expose me as some sort of deviant, but which side of the bed should the bloke sleep on?
I should stress that I do mean ‘sleep’ and by ‘side’ I’m assuming that I’m talking about a double with two people sharing. Three or more would complicate things, as would a same sex or just good friends relationship. So let’s be clear that what I’m on about is a male and female dual-occupation of the marital duvet.
The reason it has nagged is that whenever you see a couple in the marital bed on telly, the bloke is invariably on the left as you look at it from the foot of the bed — Victor Meldrew springs to mind — while I have always slept on the right.
Am I strange? Am I a deviant? And if I am, who can I sue?