How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to celebrate the passive role of the socket.
Very appropriate as the bulb has blown in the lamp by my PC. I’m typing in the gloom and you can blame any typos on the fact that I can’t make out the keyboard.
So how many Parrots does it take to change a lightbulb? Answers on a postcard. Or in the comments.