Thursday, December 7, 2006

Eau de Toilet

Thursday, 7 December 2006

Of all the perils that lurk to make the Christmas shopper’s life a misery, which is the worst? Finding somewhere to park? The crowds? Noddy-bloody-Holder? The M+S food hall? Folk in Santa hats trying to flog you tat? The Rotary Club, their piss-poor sleigh and rattling buckets? Nope, it’s the perfume counter. You remember that someone, somewhere needs, or is rather going to get, willing or not, a bottle of scent/after shave (delete as appropriate) and to show your own willingness to make the right choice, well you have to [...]

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