I do hope that the rumours that Kerlon Moura Souza may come to ManU. The 19 year old centre forward who plays for Brazilian club Cruzeiro looks a class act as a striker, but particularly with his ‘seal dribble’ where he plays keepie-uppie with his head while tearing through the defenders who have no option but to foul him to stop him.
For that reason, I have no doubt that if it became an established tactic (and Bolton’s Daniel Braaten does a fair impression) then FIFA would have to ban it, or at least limit the number of times you can head the ball before reverting to the conventional method of whacking the ball with your foot.
So get the cheque book out Glazer and send Alex to sign him up before Chelski get there first. Worse still, it could be Sven. Rumour has it he does most of his scouting on YouTube.