On the Origin of Sunpat

All that swanning around on the Beagle and yet it turns out that all Darwin had to do was wait for J H Kellogg to patent peanut butter to make him realise that all his talk of evolutionary theory was complete bollocks. Well someone’s talking bollocks.

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  • Yorkshire Pudding 25th July 2010

    I saw the video but for the life of me I simply could not understand what the hell they were trying to say. More proof that religion should be made illegal. I don’t want life in my peanut butter – I’d rather spread it on hot buttered toast with sliced tomato and a sprinkling of black pepper – very nice!

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  • Polly 26th July 2010

    To be honest, this was so weird I thought it must be a wind-up. I think what they’re saying is that the whole non-creationist theory is flawed because life can’t simply appear from nowhere, ergo all species sprang fully formed from God. Peanut butter is the living [or rather non-living] proof.

    Totally bonkers, as is combining peanut butter, tomato and black pepper. Or is this perverse practice peculiar to the fishing ports of Yorkshire?

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