You’d think that Labour would have learned its lesson having a leader whose surname was a handy nearly anagram of liar and another where “…is a moron” naturally follows his first. So if f you must choose a new leader, why plump for someone whose first name rhymes with red?
Miliband major wouldn’t have been much better. I’m sure he would have been Rabid David in the letters page of the Daily Mail before the week was out.
As for Andy Burnham, I think Burnham’s Bonfire of Sanity would work quite well for the Express and the Mail, although not a headline you could overuse too much. And I don’t need to elaborate on Ed Balls.
Which is why Diane Abbot was the only sane choice for me, but they just don’t get it, do they?