My stars, but didn’t the English public turn out in their hundreds of thousands to welcome back our rugby teams. Welcome back? They actually arrived home over a week ago and were mobbed at Heathrow, even though it was about four in the morning.
Welcome back the Webb Ellis Cup then? Well, not really as it has already been shown off at Newcastle and Stockport. No, I suppose it’s because nothing can be confirmed to have happened until it has received the royal blessing of our capital. Mind you, were I a Londoner trying to go about my lawful today, I’d be pretty hacked off at the gridlock it has caused!