I finally caught up with last week’s edition of I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue which was excellent as ever, especially the last of the rounds — Daily Mail Songbook. Couldn’t resist recording it here:

Graeme Garden:’ Daily Mail: You are the sunshine of my life — Ma’am.

Linda Smith: String ’em up before you go, go.

Barry Cryer: Please dont read the Guardian Maud.

Tim Brooke-Taylor: Who let the Frogs in?

GG: Hold it, fox-ban, gallup what a picture.

LS: Hanging on the telephone is too good for them frankly.

GG: You’re the one that I want — Ma’am.

TBT: Cherie, Cherie baby, why dont you stay out of sight.

GG: Gilly, gilly, Simon Hefer catching all the bogus asylum-seekers by the sea.

LS: Strangers in the night, feel free to shoot them.

GG: I can’t stop loving you — Ma’am

LS: Then theres that lovely Dusty Springfield number –Wishin’ an’  hangin’ an’ floggin’ an’ taggin’.’

BC: And the old Helen Shapiro number, — Walk-in Bath to happiness.

GG: Do aah didi dum didi do — Ma’am.

Hmm. Not quite as funny when read instead of heard, but good nonetheless.

Nobody’s prefect. If you find any spelling mistakes or other errors in this post, please let me know by highlighting the text and pressing Ctrl+Enter.

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