There was an odd article in the papers today. About how much more us Brit men are better, ahem, at staying the course when it comes to bedroom gymnastics having been first in a five nation survey with a duration of 7 minutes 36 seconds on average we’re told.
And how do they work that out? Okay, you go to bed or wake in the morning ‘in the mood’ and the first thing you reach for is… your stopwatch. I really don’t think so. So where did the 7mins 36secs come from? And why is Turkey languishing behind at 3mins 42secs? Probably by not including the ‘now where did I put that stopwatch’ search time.
Intererestingly, in Oklahoma City, 7mins 36secs is the average call to shock time for heart attacks victims. A correlation, surely.