Jeremy Clarkson on the BBC strike this week:
Yes, the BBC still commands respect among right-thinking people everywhere and if there really were plans to introduce advertisements for panty-liners in the middle of Newsnight, and farm all programme-making out to independent production companies, I’d have been on the picket line like a Scargill, bashing policemen over the head with my placard and dropping effigies of Tony Blair into my brazier. But there arent. So I wasn’t.
Hehe – Clarkson, eh? What a card. He's not exactly the type to chain himself to a bus or anything is he?
Oh. Wait. Hmm.