You’d think they would take the hint. The ultimate critic upstairs has again sent torrential rain down on Glastonbury, zapped a hole in the beer tent with a bolt of lightning, taken Radio 1 off-air for over two hours and caused the first two acts to be cancelled. So get message — He, She, It, They (mustn’t be accused of being pantheonist) in the sky isn’t keen on Glastonbury and specifically the Kaiser Chiefs and Baby Shambles.