The match is on the telly, less than 15 minutes played, and the commentators are already burbling nonsense.
Jim Wotisface: “The enigmatic Thierry Henry. Expressive as ever.”
Pardon?
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By the end of the evening at least one of them will have said that he owes everything to English football.
Mark my words – and theirs.
I think the commentators have way too much airtime. I’m always yelling at the tv…”oh shaddup!!”