Thanks to Birdy, I had a go at this facial recognition website where you can upload a photo of your fizzog and it matches your features with those of celebrities. Apparently I’m a 64% match for Bing Crosby, 61% Anthony Hopkins, and an equal 54% Terence Stamp and Richard Gere.
(Dashes to mirror to see what I’ve been missing for all these years — grey hair and a high forehead are the only common characteristics I can see. Well, that and a winning smile and a lazy eye.)
Brought down to earth: 56% Nigel Short the chess player.