For those of you who don’t tune into Just a Minute, I had to share this light bulb joke which Kit Hesketh-Harvey told recently:

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to celebrate the passive role of the socket.

Very appropriate as the bulb has blown in the lamp by my PC. I’m typing in the gloom and you can blame any typos on the fact that I can’t make out the keyboard.

So how many Parrots does it take to change a lightbulb? Answers on a postcard. Or in the comments.

Nobody’s prefect. If you find any spelling mistakes or other errors in this post, please let me know by highlighting the text and pressing Ctrl+Enter.

3 comments… Add yours
  • Yorkshire Pudding 8th September 2006

    How many parrots does it take to change a light bulb?
    One! But only if he can be bothered to get up off his fat ass and go to the cupboard/drawer where the spare light bulbs are kept, dragging himself away from Internet porn sites…. “Oh! Oh! Yes Mrs P… just checking my e-mails!”

  • Shooting Parrots 8th September 2006

    The Parrot is rather narrow bottomed, Mrs P is out for a Thai meal with an old mate and as for porn, the only thing that comes close is a Morrison’s prawn bhuna with tricolour rice and a garlic and corriander naan. All pre-packaged.

    I watched the MacDo-nut programme tonight and I’m obvious;y a lost cause, narrow arse and all.

  • themoy 10th September 2006

    How many WASPs (White Anglo Saxon Protestants) does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

    Two. One to mix the martinis, the other to call the electrician.


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