This is becoming nostalgia central. No, I don’t have any connection to Colonel Dukinfield, but me and Mrs P did get married in the glorious town hall in the background that is the registry office, though it has to be said that the weather wasn’t quite so temperate. It was December after all.
The lady councillor says several times that Dukinfield is the centre of the universe which is an understatement really. Try your spell checker and the more appropriate suggestion is ‘Deified’!