S is for Clotworthy Skeffington

This is my contribution to Round Thirteen of ABC Wednesday. I am focusing on people for the fourth time, some famous, some infamous and some half-forgotten, although I am worried that I may have exhausted some letters of the alphabet, but I’ll see how it goes!
Clotworthy Skeffington

Clotworthy Skeffington

There can be few people with a more unfortunate name as Clotworthy Skeffington, a cruel trick played on him by his parents, but one he tried hard to live up to.

Born in 1743, he was then the latest in a long line of Clotworthies, the family having adopted the first name from John Clotworthy, the Anglo-Irish politician who became the first Viscount Masserene whose title passed to his son-in-law, Sir John Skeffington.

Clotworthy the younger was something of a strange character. As a young man of 27 he visited Paris where he got himself drawn into a business venture that he really didn’t understand and when it failed he found himself imprisoned for debt.

All Skeffington had to do to secure his release was admit his guilt, pay the debt and slink off back to Ireland, but he proved to be rather stubborn. Instead he opted to stay in prison for 25 years when his debt would be cancelled under French law.

La Force Prison

La Force Prison

Now you might think that this was simply a skinflint’s way of saving money, but not so. Keeping himself in the manner he was accustomed to cost him £4,000 a year during his incarceration.

Not that friends and acquaintances (and mistresses) minded too much – they were quite happy to enjoy Skeffington’s company in prison and the sumptuous dinners cooked by his private chef.

It was while in gaol that he married Marie Anne Barcier, the beautiful daughter of the prison governor. After eighteen years in La Force, Skeffington finally escaped in 1789, the day before the storming of the Bastille, after Marie Anne bribed a mob to force open the gates.

Skeffington returned to Antrim Castle and embarked on a military career. He formed his own yeomanry to defend against the anticipated Jacobite uprising, training his men himself in his usual eccentric fashion.

Battle of Antrim

Battle of Antrim

They were drilled without weapons and simulated musket shots by clapping their hands and presented arms in a complicated pantomime involving a series of hand signals. He also developed a number of entirely original manoeuvres such as Serpentine and Eel-in-the-Mud.

Skeffington convinced himself that he was a natural leader of men, a view not shared by the military establishment, although his yeomanry corps did some useful service at the Battle of Antrim in 1798.

Now derelict Antrim Castle

Now derelict Antrim Castle

Domestic life was equally odd. Skeffington would sometimes order his dining table and chairs to be set up on the roof and what couldn’t be carried was hoisted up through windows on pulleys.

Then just as the guests would settle themselves down to their sumptuous alfresco meal, Skeffington would declare himself dissatisfied and order the whole lot be carried back indoors again.

And when his wife’s dog died, all the local dogs were invited to the funeral, fifty of them acting as a guard of honour dressed in white scarves.

The loyal and unappreciated Marie Anne died in 1800 and soon after Skeffington married a servant girl and with the help of her family and her lover, she succeeded in gaining control of the family fortune before Skeffington died in 1805.

With acknowledgement to The Man Who Ate Bluebottles: And Other Great British Eccentrics by Catherine Caulfield

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5 comments… Add yours
  • Roger Green 20th November 2013

    And they complain about “country club prisons” these days!

  • Leslie 20th November 2013

    Another fascinating tale! Imagine what it would have been like in those days in prison – but he had his own chef? He probably had it good in there after all. lol

    abcw team

  • Bridget Norman 20th November 2013

    Up there with Bestiality Carter!

  • Along These Lines 20th November 2013

    Drats. I was going to use Clotworthy Skeffington as my “S” post

  • Shagworthy Pudding 20th November 2013

    Clotworthy’s time in the French prison is reminiscent of Jeffrey Archer’s incarceration in various English jails. It was like a grand tour with theatre trips, food hampers, access to a computer and research materials for his crap novels. The authorities even allowed him to write and publish (from prison) his laughable “Prison Diaries” which of course I haven’t read.


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