Posts tagged: Double Entendre

Mine’s a Double

Having been silent for the best part of the week, I thought you might be interested in these supposedly genuine extracts from letters to various local councils:

1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. Read more ›››

Bad Joke Alert

A woman walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre, so the barman gave her one. I did warn you.