Posts tagged: Rooney

Give us a Clue

Front page of the Daily Mail today on the Juicy Jeni affair: “What turned this public schoolgirl into Rooney’s £1,200 a night escort?” I think they’ll find 1,200 answers to that question in their own headline. Plus the 80,000 more rumoured to have been paid by the media for the her story.

Say a Little Prayer

Blessed are the keepers who come for crosses and shout a lot.

Blessed are they who tackle back.

Blessed are the makers of runs and chasers of lost causes.

Blessed are the dead-ball specialists. Read more ›››