Posts tagged: Sepp Blatter

Rejection

Sepp Blaatter's mole

Sadly the operation was not a success – the mole rejected Sepp Blatter.

The good news, of course, is that FIFA has also rejected Blatter, which is only about a decade too late. But better late than never ,and thank goodness that other chiseler, Platini has also been shown the exit door. Read more ›››

Osama Bin Blatter

I read the other day Sarah Palin has branded Julian Assange “an anti-American operative with blood on his hands” who should be hunted down and dealt with like Taliban or Al-Qaeda leaders for spilling the top secret beans.

If I were a US politician, I would be seeking vengeance closer to home. If these documents and communiques were a) so secret and; b) so sensitive, what were they doing allowing someone free access to a quarter of a million of them? Read more ›››

Actually, Blame Stuart Hall

Forget Sepp Blatter, the goal that wasn’t given or a rank bad English display, I reckon the cause of our demise was the curse of Stuart Hall, Gary Lineker and Walkers Crisps.

If you haven’t seen the tv ads, they have produced fifteen flavours for the World Cup, and see where it got the teams? Read more ›››